The defence against squirels, chipmunks, gophers, and anything else that is rodent like that may threaten the existance of homo-sapians.
This is a major threat. The government only spends time protecting us from the alleged and non-existent global warming, so we must take things into our own hands. We are looking for recruits
HEY! Who said this fight was over?
Of course! It was actually resurrected from the old site
I know i have read all the pages and I have a few ideas