The defence against squirels, chipmunks, gophers, and anything else that is rodent like that may threaten the existance of homo-sapians.
This is a major threat. The government only spends time protecting us from the alleged and non-existent global warming, so we must take things into our own hands. We are looking for recruits
can i join ?
Oh, it is. Darn. Rosie, you gave me the wrong letters! *shakes fist*
Yes all ye may join any special placement request?
...wow...I've never seen that....main directors are higher than commanders;)