The defence against squirels, chipmunks, gophers, and anything else that is rodent like that may threaten the existance of homo-sapians.
This is a major threat. The government only spends time protecting us from the alleged and non-existent global warming, so we must take things into our own hands. We are looking for recruits
Yup, I gots that.
Status report on them suspicious animals. My little, Mae, has been getting nicer to me. I think she may be trying to lull me into a false sense of security.