Bladebearer's Blog – April 2011 Archive (3)

Jesus in a Limo?

Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement and when his Plane arrived there was a limousine there to transport him to his home. As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver.

'You know' he said, 'I am 87 years old and I have never Driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while?'

The driver said,'No problem. Have at it.'

Billy gets into the driver's seat and they…

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Added by Bladebearer on April 23, 2011 at 2:01pm — 9 Comments

Me as a My Little Pony

I took this for fun the other day. Weird how true it is.

  

Fluttershy

While you tend to be a bit of a "delicate flower", you have inner strength just waiting to blossom. First of all though, you need to build up your confidence- because you can be far too insecure with yourself. But there are many positive elements to your sensitive side too; for starters, you're a real sweetheart!…

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Added by Bladebearer on April 16, 2011 at 6:08pm — 12 Comments

Something funny

I found this on another site. Made me laugh.

 

SOME WAYS 2 MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1.at lunch time, sit in ur parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down 2.page urself over the intercom. dont disguise ur voice

3.everytime someone asks you 2 do something, ask if they want fries with that

4. put ur garbage can on ur desk and label it "in"

5.Finish all ur sentences with "in accordance with the…

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Added by Bladebearer on April 9, 2011 at 10:49am — 5 Comments

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