Just a concept. What do you guys think?
My target was near the hit field, I had paid off a peasant to cause the proper distraction to allow me to approach him. I Sigh, another political target i thought, sure their easy and pay well but they are always such a bore. The peasant slapped my arm and forcibly dashed through the approaching crowd that surrounded my target. I quickly chased after him appearing to accidental crash into my target as a chased the street rat yelling at him to return my supposed stolen object. After we disappeared around the bend from the crowd I removed a rag to clean my blade. The target will never know what happened until he had already bled out. I peek around the corner to see him sit at a table outside a cafe. The fool I thought to myself as I watched him order and started to clean my blade. I hadn't looked down at the blade, after all this was a routine assassination but the blade felt wrong too thick and curved. I looked down curiously and to my surprise I didn’t see my ancestral assassination blade, that had been passed down for thousand of generations, but a ripe banana! I quickly looked up at my target who was using my blade to cut his steak. He looked straight at me and smiled! Smugly! As he chewed! This was not going to be an ordinary assassination.